Meet Eden Elvira

hi! i'm eden, a girlfriend-for-hire based in the bay area of california. with a vicious mind, black heart, and fat ass, i'm all upside — especially when i've got you upside down.

my tastes tend towards the kinky, and my personality is dominant. i'm obsessed with power dynamics, and i love to be in control. (you'll love it too, soon enough.) of particular interest lately are body worship, extended roleplay, forced chastity, cuckholding, and sweat play, but i'll try almost anything once.

yes, i'm highly educated (multiple ivy degrees), intelligent (longtime MENSA member), and charming, and yes, my hip-to-waist ratio puts Venus de Milo to shame, and i'm often told that my face is even better. but that's all kind of table stakes, no? and i'm not interested in the default, the bare minimum. i'm here to take you to another level, beyond anything you've ever experienced. there's a reason that my lovers say they've never met anyone like me. you'll have to meet me in the flesh to learn exactly what that means, but be warned: you'll never be the same. 

only one question remains: are you brave enough to find out?

according to others

"a really bad attitude" - the nuns at my primary school

"a handful" - my dad

"sucked the soul out of my body" - your mom

in her own words